The idea for our first design, a.k.a. the tits shirt, was born during a festival when TITS’ co-founder planned to draw boobs on a white T-shirt, ready to dance her tits off. This iconic design is now made from strong yet soft-brushed cotton that’ll keep caressing your nipples for years. With a loose fit but perfectly tailored titties, we recommend people with women’s sizes to stick true to size. Prefer a men’s size? Then go a size up.

This Tits-shirt is also available in lilac, orange and white.

• Alex is 160cm tall, wears S.