This earring’s awesomeness already starts with the small, ear-hugging hoop that’s covered in clear, Swarovski gemstones. Dangling from it is the word TITS, written in a serif, name tag-like font. Gold-plated and with a medium size, the earring strikes the right balance between classy and tacky. The hoop has a comfortable hinge closure, making it easy and comfy to take off or keep on forever.

This earring is sold as a single piece and is also available in silver.